Sunday, June 19, 2011

Brennen on Jerry

[It's Father's Day, and Mom has decreed that any blog written today shall be about Daddy.]

Robin: What do you want to say about Daddy?
This picture is a few years old, obviously.
Brennen: I don't know.
R: What do you like doing with Daddy?
B: Um, playing.
David: Playing what?
B: I don't know the name.
R: What does it look like?
B: Um... [taps his fingers on Robin's face]
R: Tickling?
B: [Nods]
D: What do you like to do the most with Daddy?
B: I want to type!
R: You can't even spell.
B: You can tell me what letters to push!
R: This is lots faster.
D: What do you like doing most with Dad?
B: I know! Hauling wood!
R: What do you do when you haul wood?
D: Hike til Dad says load the trailer.
B: Hike.
R: Do you help Daddy load the trailer?
B: I give [the wood] up [to Dave in the trailer]
R: What else do you love about Daddy?
B: Um, I love hauling wood with him. I mean, hunting with him.
R: What do you like most about hunting?
B: [After prompted by David] Um, seeing dead stuff.
R: Okay, is that it?
B: Um, fishing with Dad.
R: What do you like about fishing?
D: You keep stealing my questions!
B: We catch fish.
R: Why do you like catching fish?
B: Because I see blooood!
D: Do you like bike riding with Daddy?
B: Bike riding with Dad!
R: Do you like bike riding with Mommy, too?
B: [overlooking the fact that mommy has only accompanied the family on ONE bike ride] Yup!
D: Do you like ice fishing with Daddy? I mean skiing with Daddy?
B: Yeah! Going skiing with with Daddy!
R: Okay. Are we done?
B: Um, yeah. Wait!
...
R: What, Brennen?
B: Um.... Going to the park with Daddy.
R: Okay, is that it?
B: Yeah.